Happy Bungalow’s Super Official Toy Warranty:
For a period of 10 years Happy Bungalow will repair, replace, or refund materials (exclusive of shipping) that prove defective, upon inspection (or emailed photo) by us, during normal residential use.
This Warranty does not cover:
Scratches, dings, and dents that may occur through typical use. Damages caused by abuse such as, but not limited to, smashing, kicking, throwing, hammering, tantrumming, Evel Knievel stunt reenactments, attempted sub-orbital space flights, etc. etc. This is an indoor product – left outdoors for a period of years it will do what natural wood naturally does and turn into dirt. We will accept no returns on products that have been allowed to turn to dirt.
Of course, you may have other rights based on the state you live in.
*Yes, we’re being silly,
but if you have a
problem call or write:
And you don’t even need a magic wand. Just know you’re going to have fun, kick off your shoes, forget your troubles, laugh a lot, and HAVE FUN. Really, no fooling. We know, some things are easier said than done. And maybe the whole, if you want to have fun – just have fun, bit is a little hippie-trippie, but trust us. It works. Have patience. Take some relaxing breaths. Look around and find the joy in life and do your best to block out the non-joy.
Remember: kick off your shoes, forget your troubles, laugh a lot, and HAVE FUN.
You just need to purchase accessories? Okay. Find some enchanting toys in Happy Bungalow’s online toy shop.
Delivered direct to your home, or anywhere else you specify. You pay no middleman’s markups as you buy direct from the craftsman. top quality. Old-time craftsmanship. Write for current prices & full product line. Fun guaranteed!
Hold your loved ones hand, and for one day pretend you’re a tiny wooden robot. Or, if there’s no hand to hold, don’t sweat it. With all the advances in technology, it won’t be long until robots become the overlords of mankind. And when that happens people won’t have any time to hold hands.